Who's looking at Southwestern Desert Blogger This Week?

This week's Southwest Desert "Howdy" goes out to the blog readers from Tucson.  How are all you cowboys and cowgirls handling your Monsoonal heat and humidity? Stay out of the wash when the water's running.  I don't want you getting caught by that Tucson Stupid Motorist Law.  http://www.facebook.com/pages/Arizonas-Stupid-Motorist-Law/262377276540 And while I'm greeting folks, let me send a Southwest Desert "Howdy" to the folks in South Africa, Germany, Israel, Australia, USA, and all the other Southwest Desert Blogger readers out there.  Hope all you folks are enjoying the 2012 Summer Olympics.*  The only TV station I get to see the Olympics on is a Spanish speaking station.  They seem to broadcast a lot of beach volleyball (women's), basketball (men's), and wrestling (men's).    I guess you know which team I'm rooting for -- Team USA.  Back to the Blog...      Here are some of the search terms, in bold, you used to find me this week: buy omega vrt350hd tucson  [my answer: Don't know] omega vrt350hd foamy kale                                           [see comments below re: foam] buy juicer omega vtr [sic] 350 hd south africa buy omega vrt parts huron 100 vs omega vrt 350 omega 350 frozen bannanas [sic] and the old favorite: omega vert 350hd problems To the person with "problems":  Just scroll back in time on this blog and see all the posts detailing my Omega VRT350HD problems.  Tales of Omega vrt350hd problems started back in September of 2011. See September posts and 1/14/12, etc.  Does misery want company?  You should start an Omega VRT350HD Problems dating site.  Remember dear old Southwest Desert Blogger when this idea makes you as rich as a Facebook tycoon. To the person with "foamy" Omega 350 hd kale juice, I have photos of the pulp I strained out of Omega 350HD juice, photos of the strings and foam clinging to the jar, photos of the strings I pulled out of the juice and measured ... you get the idea.  For a while I posted the Omega Vrt350HD String of the Day! Was my Omega VRT350HD juice too foamy?  You bet!    Not pleasant juice in my opinion.  Wheatgrass foamed a good head for me.  See 11/1/11 post, for pulp, strings, etc. To the "Omega VRT350HD parts" person, I tried replacement parts.  The problems persisted.  Good luck amigo.  The parts are costly.  Do you have the warranty?  See post 10/29/11, 11/1/11, et al. To the Omega VRT350 frozen banana person, don't bother juicing bananas.  Just make smoothies.  See my smoothie recipe posts using frozen banana.  Peel bananas before you freeze them. Then store them in a plastic bag or reuse a yogurt container.   Just scroll down to the end of this blog and see the Southwest Desert slide show and click "bananas" or "smoothie" on the list of Labels.  It will take you to the related posts. These are ripe bananas!  Peel and Freeze.  Slicing is optional. *Hope your team wins some Olympic gold, but what really matters is how you play the game. Southwest Desert Blogger P.S. I Send me a Huron.  I would love to review it.  Are all the vertical juicers made in the same factory in Korea?  Isn't the Huron cheaper than the Omega VRT350HD?  Made of healthier plastic?  Send me one Huron juicer Lord, so that I may enlighten the Southwest Desert Blog readers.  Amen. C.  (c)2012